Everyone has bad date stories. But which V’star has the worst story?
I’m having a contest for 12 lucky people (as this week’s Game Dae Wednesdae – but you guys have an early start). Share your worst date story as a comment below! You have until next Wednesday March 19th! UPDATE I’ve chosen my lucky winners and for those, they will receive my happy sticker & card soon!
My bad date stories (more to come):
1. There was this 32 yr old guy that I met online and after a couple of months of chatting, I finally decide to meet up. He asked me to hang out at a local bar, something casual. He picks me up, I get into the car, and the car light shows his face. To my surprise, he looks way older than he said..like in his late 40s. For the first few seconds, I panic, thinking man…this old dood is going to kidnap me and bury me in the woods. You can imagine the relief I felt as we headed in the right direction of the bar. I decided to give him the benefit of the doubt and we played darts. Since he knew that I blog about dating, sex and relationships…he asked me out of the blue, in public ‘What do you think about anal sex?” and started talking about his weird and bad date stories. (how ironic) I totally got turned off. I was like…”You DID NOT just ask me that question?l” Let’s just say we never had another conversation after that.
2. Back in high school, my friend matched me up with this guy who has been interested in me for a while. Finally, I gave it a chance and agreed for one date. He picked me up and it started off smooth with good conversations. I guess he took the ‘smoothness’ as ‘Vanae is way interested’ so he jumped that gun by rushing me into a relationship. Being blunt as I am, I told him that it was too fast and I don’t think there’s chemistry. We should be friends instead. He got offended, got crazy and started raising his voice at me! I told him to drive me home right away (I was getting scared, but not too scared since I have ninja moves). We got to my house (a sigh of relief) and before I left the car, I told him that he should talk to someone and get help. Then, I ran from the car to my doorstep, leaving the psycho behind. I never whipped out my keys, ran to my room and hid under my covers so fast! I’m sure I hit some Guinness world record!
V’stars, what is your worst date story?
there was this girl in my college which I was never interested to but we were friends as we had same activities in college. one day she came up to me and told me that one her friends (such a hot chick) has a crush on me, so I can contact her and all those to get date on. Her friends accepted my request so fast as I couldn’t believe thats me who asked her. So the day that I went on the date I saw the other girl (the one which I don’t like) on the date and she told me that it was actually planned because she always liked me but she never knew how to take me out. so I was on a date with someone which I didn’t like at all. so I think twice before being nice to her and say “OK” like a looser. I thought she can make it a big issue if she could come until here like this. So I told her : U know what? I’m out of this, see u in college. And I went back home. when I reached back and I told the story to my house mates they all laughed their ass out cuz no one could even believe that I was on the date with that girl. and of course I was blushing the whole evening.
messed up
although it was a bit weird for you..
i do think it was a bit mean to treat her that way..
thats jsut my opinion though
dude….. thats totally fucked up, you should have atleast made up an excuse >_<
My worst date was when I was 18, I had met this girl and after about week or so of talking on the phone we decided to go on a date. For the date I decided to take her to a Japanese buffet bar at around 8 pm. It just so happened that my friend worked at the Japanese restaurant and this was his first time seeing her. After the date, I took her back to my house. We talked and got to know one and another until about midnight or 1 am and she decided it was time for her to go home. During the date she would disappear but I never thought much of it as it was over a cell phone, that someone kept calling her. I also didn’t think much on why she had two cell phones on her during the date. Anyway so I am taking her home passing cop after cop and without a fear in the world. Finally we arrived at her apartment and we hugged and said goodbye. So the next day I was getting my haircut when my friend (the work that works at the Japanese restaurant) calls my cell and has her uncle on the phone with urgent news. I start talking with the girl’s uncle and turns out she is only 15 years old, and here I am at 18 thinking I am on a date with a 19 year old, when she is only 15.
So I finish talking with the uncle and start talking with my friend and he tells me that he knew he knew the girl from from the past but didn’t realize it was her until she and I had left the restaurant. He knew her because her aunt and uncle lives two houses down from him. Eventually I call her asking if she is truly 19 and she starts crying on the phone telling me she is really 15 but it’s ok because whatever happens between me and her, that she promises me she won’t tell on me. While she continues crying to asks me to marry her. Of course I said no and cut off all ties with her.
So yeah here I am on a date with a 15 year old when I am 18 thinking she’s 19. I have her out past the curfew of Jacksonville, Florida passing cop after cop. If I were to have gotten pulled over I would have received a ticket for having a minor out past her curfew. What a story huh, this has to be my worst date ever.
wozza!
WOW! LOL that’s hilarious. I have a friend whose just like this girl. Like when we were 14 she was always lying to the guys and telling them she was 18 or something. It’s a good thing u didn’t get arrested or else that would’ve been really bad. I can remember she once dated a 24 year old LOL. It was pretty stupid actually but so funny that the guy believed her
So I was at my girlfriend’s house one night (we have broken up since this happened). We were on the couch, cuddling and kissing as usual. Her dad came home all quiet-like and surprised us from behind the couch. I nearly soiled myself on the spot because this guy was just freakishly HUGE and SCARY with a booming voice to boot.
Anyways, that’s just how he was. He was playful, but he does that all the time (and to this day I still can’t sense him coming).
Anyways, he was there to tell us that my girlfriend’s grandfather (mother’s side) was coming in for a visit. I was fine with that…except for the fact that he was a psycho war vet. Now, I have nothing against war veterans. Hell, I love them to death most of the time. But this guy was just wacked out.
Her mom came home and brought in grandpa. He gave me this nasty glare. I took his bags upstairs, my girlfriend right behind me.
“He’s not too fond of black people,” she whispered.
That was just great…
Well, gramps went upstairs to sleep off his jetlag (why you would sleep it off I don’t know) and we continued our movie.
Not an hour later I’ve got this guy yelling about Charlies and N****rs (I put in the asterisks because some people find the “N-word” offensive. It’s only offensive if used offensively, but I don’t have permission to put it out blatently so I won’t) and waving an empty pistol (I didn’t know that it was empty at the time) around like he was some sort of cowboy. When the anger was directed at me I ran as fast as my legs would carry me.
And for all of you out there wondering…yes. I did piss my pants after having a gun pointed at me. I’m sure you would have too.
To this day we’re still good friends, but I’m not allowed over when grandpa comes into town. I didn’t argue with that rule one bit.
(I’m just glad that her mom remembered to take out the bullets before he woke up or things might not have been as funny now…)
say what!!!
One of my Worst date was back in senior year of high school
Since it was my last year at the high school, and i have never been to a dance, these 2 latina girls that attended every dance in high school asked me to just come hang out at Sadies Hawkin with them, it will be fun!
I decided to come, since it was my last year, i might as well try it…What is the worst that could happen right?
When we got there, i was at shock, every kid was grinding on each other! It was like literally sex with clothes on!
Before i could escape the dance foor, these 2 big black girls sandwiched me from the front and back, they were back back backin it up on me in their apple bottom jeans…
It was soo awkward, i was so shy, i was like gosh, does she not know she rubbin her butt on my crouch!?!
Their butt over powered me, as i desperately try to stood my ground, yet i nearly fall countless time, while keepin my rhythm.
I did not know how to dance,i basically did the same repetitive one move thru out the night…
I am not goin to lie, those girls grindin made me felt great, specially those big booty, it feels like they givin me a massage with there ass ^_^
Yet i feel so weirded out, like what kind of dance is this? What happened to the old fashion macarina and the twist?!
Which got me questionin about my sexuality? Am i gay? what guy doesnt want girls grindin on them.. yet why do i feel so uncomfortable…
I felt kinda cheated one when the girl that was grnidin on me, left me and grinded on another guy, lol!
I don’t think ill be attendin any club or dances any time soon..
Only grind dance i want is from my girlfriend, she can only grind on me! hmpt! =P
whoa!
I’ve always wanted to date this girl but had always been shy about it. I never really had the guts or anything to really come up to her and ask her out for a real date. We had been friends for so long and had been keeping each other contact quite often.
Finally on Valentine day I decided that its time for me to ask her out and I really really took loads of courage to ask her out and she said yes!
So here I was overjoyed and I picked her up and we were in this shopping complex where there was a fabulous restaurant in the complex where served great japanese food. As we settle down to order, I suddenly had this really bad urge to go to the toilet and take a big dump. So I excused myself politely and ran out of the restaurant and went into the toilet.
I made it to the toilet as the shit was at its tip. I took a really good dump and then when it was time for me to clean up, THERE WAS NO TOILET PAPER AND NO WATER HOSE for me to clean up.
So I quickly fumble my pants for any paper but there was none, I started looking into my wallet to see if there was anything I could use…
So I just went to the ATM and redrew lots of cash to ensure my night would be splendid… So I carefully counted the notes that I have in my wallet and they were all freshly 100 RINGGIT MALAYSIA notes. So i carefully use the notes and wipe my ass with it…
When I got back to the table, the girl was sulking because I left her sitting there alone for too long and the mood kinda went bad… If only she knew what I went through earlier for her…
Sigh~
Hope you had a good laugh on this… It was definitely my worst date ever… and we never did got into a relationship…
This story was funny and sad at the same time.. it wasn’t your fault at all yet how could you explain to your date what just happened; she would be disgusted. My heart goes to you.
WTF!! you better check em cheeks!
Bro,….in a pinch ,…..use your socks!!!! If thats not enough use your underwear and go commando! If it gets to the point where you shink she might NOTICE you are commando,…..it wont make a difference ,..shes already gonna bang you!!
lol true XD it even might add a bit more of excitement!
well this was my very first date of my life and of course i did not know what to do. the girl i was taking out was a foreign exchange student from Belgium, and she was already 18 (i was 16). she was the most beautiful girl i had ever seen, long and curly black hair, a smell that was just enchanting, and skin that was so soft and flawless. i was and still am fat and not that attractive, i wrestle heavy weights. it took me about a month to get the courage to ask her out. we finely decided to go and have diner. it was going well and then i noticed my minister with his wife across the room eating. so me and him talked for a little bit well me and her where waiting for are food. simply put it was very unencumbered for me and her. so it started to get better, me and her where playing with our chop-sticks and having good conversation. we finished our meal and left heading to get some ice cream and walk around the town. on our walk i went to buy some knee pads for wrestling and i did not have enough money with me, but i thought that my ATM card would work on the things they have at the stores but i was wrong. i could not just not buy the knee pads so me and her walked to the bank and took some money out of my account and walked back. needless to say i felt like a fool having to do that. so then we went to the mall walking around and came upon a man playing a guitar and selling Cd’s. she was getting into the music and me i’m the kind that gets embarrassed easily (even though i where tight fitting spandex singlets in front of crowds for wrestling) so i was apprehensive in joining her. we decided to leave and go home, so i called my mother to pick us up. well we where waiting for our ride we where siting next to each other and we where looking into one another’s eyes about to kiss (it would have been my first) and my mother shows up. she honks the horn of the car and screams at the top of her lungs my name to tell me she is there (mood killer). so she get in the back of the car well i’m putting my bags in the front sett of the car to see by her facial expressions if i should sit in front or back and my mom tells me to sit in back. so there i was unwillingly forced to sit in the back with this grate girl i could only hope likes me back and we get pulled over by the police 3 blocks away from her house. i think this is a good time to mention my mother (even though i love her) is the worst driver in the world (and i do not say that lightly). during the questioning process the officer has to go through he suspects my mother of being under the influence of alcohol, and then when he asks her why she is out my dear old mom tell him it is my very first date, and we are driving the girl back to my house. the girl i was with starts to blush and giggle well i slowly sink into my sett. the cop lets us go but fallows us till we drop her off. she practically runs out of the car to her house (we had to let her walk down an ally in the dark to her house that we could not see) well we speed of into the night, and to this day everyone knows the story of my very first date.
P.S. later on down the line she gets involved with a different wrestler and leaves me.
Yea girl love them tights!
*First off this is my first time doing any of this stuff, but i thought it be something to share to a stranger that i feel actually relief rather than telling my friends the same story =/*
Well this may not even qualify but here’s the story.
In Feb. 14 2008, There was a girl who join our dance group Rhythmic Flow. At first i had no interest in her. But someone how i let it slip by and little by little i grew some interest. Week after we got close and had some one on one time. (there’s some detail but I am going to leave it out and save it for another time.) The following week we became close again, another one on one time alone, but this time it got a little more detailed. That day after one of my best friends told me she felt awkward after that and just wanted to be friends and maybe later if there grows to be something again, then maybe.
Through out the year of 2008, the three of us became best friends. I entitled it J.B.M (Jay.Boogy.Moo) //No matter where we are in the world, we’ll always be together.// Up till Jan 2009, i still have a crush on her, so a month prior to valentines day i decide to write a poem to her. it goes something exactly like this:
“365 days since we started handing out.
12 flowers for the twelve months that passed.
and assorted chocolate of ghirardelli chocolate along with a plushy. for the good and warm days we all had.
~
I know how much you dont like holidays,
especially valentines day being one of them.
I do know how much you like cows,
after given the nickname Moo from one of your teachers.
You’re probably thinking why i mentioned you and the cows.
I don’t know why, It’s probably because every time now that i see things relating to a cow, it reminds me of you.
Knowing that we live in California,
i see you almost everywhere.
you’re probably thinking this is cheesy
going on as i speak,
this shows how much i am weak.
not being confident as i should be,
writing this poem a month early.
i scribbled a lot to make it sound right.
finding the right words to write,
that was my biggest fight.
i did what i can and this is what came out.
i know you haven’t been dating
i know you haven’t been waiting.
and for all i know you like contemplating…
…and so have it.
there’s probably never been a guy
who once said “your mine!”
who ever that first guy is, he’ll be lucky.
but just for today
i just want to say,
would you be my
VALENTINE?”
(There i had a certificate for two for lunch at Carmel valley ranch restaurant. (http://www.carmelvalleyranch.com/resort_activities/dining.cfm) i got it from my manager when i ask where would it be nice to take a lunch out.)
Feb. 12, 2009; The day before i was going to perform the valentines, i bout her rainbow sherbet roses, a plushy otter with Ghirardelli wrapped around its neck, and 15 poster boards which i wrote the poem on just like in the movie love actually with the word VALENTINE on two of the posters together. With all my heart into it, i would assume no girl could say no, even asking many of my friends that are girls said they would have said yes if i performed it for them. So i gained the confidence from them to perform it the day before valentines day.
Feb. 13, 2009 Performance Day(**)
Early morning I woke up at 7am from a 3 hour sleep because of writing the poem on the poster boards, I sat down and contemplated for a while.
8:45am: Driving to her dorm room, i forget to pick up my boom box which i had the music to play while i flip through the posters. So i drive back and grab it and drive back.
9:45am: I arrive at her door. I set the plushy, roses, boom box down and the posters in my hand ready. Im just a few seconds about to knock on her door, but i stop to think if its worth it. Knowing there was a good chance she wouldn’t want to be my valentines i would already accept that. Only much to gain experience rather let it dwell on my shoulders.
So I’m sitting against the wall thinking… moments later… she comes running out saying shes late. when she sees me outside her dorm she had a face of “what the hell?” She’s telling me shes late, but not saying late for what. With me nodding i wanted to say “do you have a minute?” And i would start flipping through the posters, only i would nod and then started flipping. (I wasn’t so nervous since i moved to California from New York back in ’96.) Knowing that she was running late for what ever reason, what made my day a little better was that she stayed to see what it had to say on the posters.
Only when i got to the part where it said “would you be my valentine?” she said “I can’t” then she took off. I was being understandable, and i was ready to accept she was going to say that.(*)
Then and there i felt i found closure to liking her, but the weird thing is it was closed to be certain… that crush grew back, and it’s making me a little bit miserable. It’s like i want to move on, but my heart pounds so much every time she comes to mind. I mean i don’t want to be mean and avoid seeing her, we are best friends and she doesn’t not want us to hang around with each other either.
At this point in my life, I’ve been having ‘whatever’ situations with my decisions rather the usual happy go lucky self. my hobbies would only do so much, and there are no other girls that i might have a crush on. so ever since that performance, I’ve been like… “ehhh…”
The only thing i can think about is moving to San Jose state from here, Monterey Bay county.
P.S. That was my actual first valentines performance ever in my life to ask a girl out on a date in my life, only to be reject the first time lol. But only to learn from it i can become stronger at it.
P.S. of the P.S. Thats just only still half of the details haha… but i tried to come as close as i can.
Like i said, i dont even think that qualifies as a bad date. The date stop hours before it even started, rather, it never happened. =/
(*)(reason i fell through with it was because i didnt know how she really felt about me, and i thought this would be one way to find out.)
(**)(Reason i performed it the day before valentines day is because i had a play i was in and would have time to eat lunch with her if she were to say yes.)
damn!!
so here it goes my worst date. I met this girl in a dance, I really didn’t say much I just went up to her and took her out to dance, so we were having a good time but we really didn’t talk alot there, right before she leaves I ask for her number,and she got mine. she called me like the second day and everything was going well, the wierd thing is that she didn’t want to meet again she gave me an excuse that she was really busy and bla bla bla, but she didn’t want to stop talking to me via phone. I was even thinking maybe she has a boyfriend or something it stayed like this for a few weeks, until I found out that the girl I was talking to her wasn’t even her it was her friend,…no wonder she was calling me from a different number… I didn’t catch that in the beginning, the way I found out is when I saw her in a coffe shop and went up to her and said Hi, she ask me why I never call her,so then she found out what was happening, and showed me the pic of her friend and yup she wasn’t hot I’m not saying I’m a model but I was mad I felt played, the bad thing too is that this girl from the dance was already going out with someone else since I never called…. so that’s my bad date that never got to be.
I apologize if I made this hard to read.
p.s. My birthday is on St.Patrick’s Day please give a shout out lol
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAY!!
Vanae
Happy birthday sweetness!
LOL great topic Vanae !
Feb 14th 2006 (Thats right mate another Valentines Horror)
So there I was sitting in the car ready to pick this gorgeous girl up
She walks out in probably the best dress i’ve ever seen! it was so so nice! it wraps her body soo nicely (too much info i know lol!)
We had dinner and the whole deal, everything just went great!
During our conversations I discovered that she did Taekwando and this just blew me away! I was like wow! (I also did Taekwando at the time, only a yellow belt though)
Being a smart ass like i was i told her to punch me, so i tensed really hard and let her punch me in the stomach! haha she went easy on me and the first one didnt even hurt.
So i told her to use her full strength (gosh the male testosterone aye, somehow i thought this would make her think “woaa his so manly” lol)
As she stood there and prepared her punch from all the tensing I was doing because I was trying to get ready for the punch, My left bum cheek CRAMPED! so immediately I was on the floor screaming my ass off!
She comes running like a hero from a movie, turns me over on my face and starts rubbing my bottom so viciously trying to help sooth the cramp! (LOL – it wasnt as good as it sounds, she had really strong hands @_@)
But the thing was, all night i been holding in a little gas…. and when the rubbing got out of control i couldnt hold it in any longer and BOOMM! most embarrassing moment in my life!!!!!
To have a girl rub your ass in public and then you farting LOL a date ill never forget mate! LESSON: never keep gas in on a date, always excuse your self and get rid of it all in the bathroom! i do that religiously now!
Love your work Vanae keep it up mate!
That BOOMM part made me Laugh out Loud , I can’t stop laughing , it’s confusing situation #_#
haha that was funny!
V
KAAAAA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOM HAHAHAHAHA
I had never taken a girl out on a date before. This was my chance to prove myself! So I told her, “bring a jacket and be wearing shoes.” She shows up in a dress with dress shoes on. Grr. Oh well, this date can still work. We go to the movies and everything is fine. Then I take her to this hotel because there’s a beach behind it. I park in the parking lot on the hill. We walk down the hill and she complains that her feet hurt. I chuckle and say, “I told you to wear shoes!” She goes, “really? I don’t remember that at all!” We walk along the beach under the stars. She all of a sudden gets quiet, “this was me and Brian’s beach. We’d always come here. Oh its making me sad now. I can’t stop thinking about him.” I WAS going to get a hula pie and split it with her and sit on the beach but I wanted to get her mind off of her ex! So we walked back to my car and I got a bag full of stuff out of my car. We started walking down this path to a small lighthouse. We have to walk down a slight muddy slope to get there. She’s groaning and complaining, “my shoes! OH NO I’M SLIPPING! Oh this is horrible.” I felt bad but I thought she was more adventurous than this! So we finally make it to the small lighthouse. I set up my laptop and speakers and play soft music. I unfurl a sleeping bag and drape it around us. Then I pull out a thermos and pour us some hot cocoa. All the while she’s going off on a tangent about some mermaid that lures a guy and has sex with him and they have mutated babies, “oh I’m sorry, I’m ruining the moment.” So we sit and chat and look out at the sea and the pier. Then she starts crying about her ex-boyfriend. I comfort her but am frustrated as hell at the same time! She sobs, “I wish I brought some weed with me. I know you don’t like people who smoke pot so I decided not to smoke any. But they keep the demons at bay so I’m not a mess like I am right now.” We go back to my house. She was supposed to sleep over. I figure we just have a cuddle, go to sleep, and things will be better in the morning. She starts crying again. Says she needs her space. She goes into the spare bedroom. I tuck her in. Wipe her tears away. I think, its still ok. Tomorrow is Halloween and we’re gonna go to our friend’s party and it’ll be fun! I can’t sleep at all that night. I’m tossing and turning. Hoping she’s ok. In the morning I start gathering my stuff for Halloween. She tries on her costume. Complains and complains that she’s fat. Then decides, “you know what, I think I just wanna go home. Take me home.” So I drive for an hour and a half to take her home. She later reported that she got high as a kite and talked to her ex-boyfriend all day. Worst date ever. I haven’t gone on a date that I’ve personally planned since then.
aww poor cassi.
that is pretty bad. it’s the worst when you’re date is still moping about their ex!
V
YOU SHOULD HAVE SLAP UM!
Bitch be crazy
I wonder if my URI will work…anyway, i didn’t read any of the others to see how this stacks up but check it:
Kay, so there’s this girl jennifer. She approaches me, so massive points to her, and we start talking. She’s interesting, tho out of the norms for looks…honestly I wouldn’t have talked to her at all but she had confidence so I gave her a shot. We ended up chilling for about a month or so then she freaked out inexplicably and left. I thought it weird but moved on as a month is nothing to lose sleep over.
I ran into one of her roommates about six months after and found out she was BIPOLAR!!! Nothing wrong with it, but she didn’t tell me. Also, she wasn’t taking her meds AND She had a bf!!! Bipolar ppl can be totally normal (or partially anyway) if they keep on the meds. But I learned later–being a psych major– that bipolar ppl are chronic liers. I thought a lot of her stories seemed pretty far fetched but I had no reason to distrust her and they were so…insignificant anyway it didn’t bother me. At one point she lied about what she had for breakfast. Y? Cuz she liked Lying.
I would’ve been alright with it if She would’ve told me! Then She had a bf!!! I was the OTHER MAN!!! So ladies, if you have a mental disorder, tell ur man. If you have a bf, TELL YOUR OTHER MAN!!! It’s just polite…or something.
RETARDED GIRLS RULE JAJAJA
The summer after my Junior year in High School, I started dating this Senior guy, Steve, who was headed off to college in the fall. He was a bit of a small town celebrity for being the guitar player in a popular local band, so I was thrilled to be dating an older, real-life guitar hero. The down side was that dating him felt like I was dating his entire, insane rock band. I’m a twin, so I know it’s nice to be very close to someone, but it’s like they couldn’t be apart! My twin and I are at least from the same mother- what was their excuse? It didn’t matter where we where- the cinema, the park, the lake- we’d always run into them and a cozy one-on-one date would turn into some bizarre, male-bonding activity where I was a third wheel. For instance, a quiet drive through the woods once suddenly turned into an off-road race when the drummer pulled up beside Steve’s car. The worst date by far was our last one, though. We met up the day before we went to college and, although it was unspoken, we both knew that we were going to break it off once he left. He could tell that I was upset, so he took me back to his place where he figured that his band wouldn’t interrupt. He forgot to mention, however, that the lead singer had a summer job at a junk yard, and the band had been getting their thrills that summer by breaking into one another’s houses and leaving random pieces of old garbage in various locations. We were in the middle of fooling around when his band, on a trash-deposit mission, walked in and caught us both stark nude. While most normal people would be embarassed and leave, his band stood there and- you guessed it- cheered him on.It goes without saying that we both got dressed pretty quicky and escaped into his car. I’m a pretty light-hearted person, so I tried to laughed it off while he drove us to our favorite lake-side spot. We started to pick up where we left off in the front seat when Steve got paranoid that his band mates were hiding in the back of his car, waiting for the right moment to jump out (apparently they’d pulled that stunt before). It was late at night at this point, so he started the car up and we got out to check for his friends. His band wasn’t in the back of his car, but the old toaster they’d meant to leave in his room was.
holy crap! that’s horrible.
V
SHIT! THATS HOW MOTHER FUCKERS GET SHOT! SORRY GIRL!
So I met this girl at a party. We talked for a while, got to know each other a little and whatnot. A week or so later we planned a date. We were going to go out to eat at a nice restaurant, then go to the park for a bit then chill at her place. Well I drive to the restaurant to meet her (didn’t pick her up because we were going to be coming from opposite directions.) When I get out of the car to find her I saw someone with her. Soon I found that it was er sister. She was 20, sister was mid late 20s. Yes… her sis was going to hang with us all day long apparently. We went to eat… can you say awkward? We then headed to the park hoping her sis wouldn’t walk directly next to us, but apparently her older sis wanted to spend the day with her younger sis. Bad timing right? After that she (who seemed completely ok with the fact her older sister was there on our date.) invited me to her house, saying we could chill in her room. My only thought was that her older sister, married in fact, would be there to. With that I stated I needed to go and I left. Later only to have the OLDER sister call me asking if I wanted to go on another date with her younger sister again. No thanks…
ahahahahah
gotta love the chaperone!
the funny thing is, the younger sister didn’t call for herself
NICE!!
A year ago..this happend. i was with this girl for a while and i thought it was about time she got to know my parents. so her and my family went out to a really nice sushi restaurant. and my family consists of my parents and an older brother and his girlfriend. so just 6 people. not so much. it started out well (the first 20 minutes) and i was happy it was all going well and that my girlfriend had made a good impression. just when i thought it was gonna be a fun night is when it all turns shitty. the tables were made of glass and you can see through them, and all of a sudden she grabs my package roughly! and starts rubbing the whole groin area in front of my family and starts moaning loudly, that even the table next to us can hear her and can see clearly what was going on. This goes on for about 2 minutes which is forever when your having a shitty time. I tried pushing her off of me but she literally slapped my face and continues. AWKWARD AS F*CK. As awkward as that was, it was pretty hot because she knows how to rub and give a dance, i got wood. Then she got up and left. or at least i thought she left. but she comes back topless and starts giving me a lap dance! The manager of course saw this and called the cops. we ended up getting a ticket for indecent exposure.
When we get home i ask her what that was all about and she tells me she was paid to do all of that and even showed me the $500 bucks she got paid. A few moments later she breaks up with me and says it was all for the money. and it really was because we are now not talking at all. What a night huh?
That’s terrible.. sounds like a scene from a movie. I give this one thumbs up for originality!
Damn, man that sucks. You deserve to win!
oh come on! what were your parents doing during this whole time? this sounds made up
ahh, john just admitted to me that this is a fake story. so V’stars, you can ignore this one.
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well i could say my parents were watching the whole time. what r they supposeed to to throw her off of me? lol ya right! would urs??
WHAT BULLSHIT IS THIS!!
(The Night of a thousand tears). There was a girl who hit on me in college.I came to really like her, she had the prettiest eyes I have ever seen. The only problem was her friends were sorta jerks. I payed them no attention, because she was the one I wanted. Well after several lunch dates, She excepted my invitation to have dinner, the cool thing at the time (so I thought) was it was the night of her birthday. It was extra special as it was my birthday also. I even passed up celebrating it with my family. Well I made reservations at a nice italian restaurant. When we got there I had them put rose peddles on the floor leading up to the table that was candle lit. I also had the violinist playing something really cool. The place was beautiful and we ate out on the balcony, over looking the ocean. Everything was going great so it seemed, but 20 minutes into the date she asked if she could get something out of my jeep. I did not think much about it,because I thought that would be a perfect time to get the cake I had purchased for her, and the stuff animals and set everything up so when she walked back in she would see it. Well she never came back and I was waiting there with a rose in my hand and no date. Well after waiting or more less shock, I figure she wasn’t coming back, so I had my cake by myself.
I found out later that she only went out with me on a sorority prank, and for her to get excepted she had to break someone’s heart. I guess I was the joke! I have not dated for the past 3 years, and shut my heart down. Maybe one day I will find someone special but who knows. Man I got played hard! That was the night I learned nice guys finish dead last.
Damn! This one brings me to tears…
jaime, if she was getting something out of your jeep, doesn’t that mean she needed your keys? so she needed to come back.
is this story true?
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nah because i didn’t have the cover on, so she was able to just run out to the jeep. And to answer your question it is true. I didn’t put this story in here to win, I just thought I would share this with you. I am starting to trust again, I am talking to a very cool girl, thanks for all the great advice. It has help me out big time. I know now not to go all out, until I am sure she is worth it. So thanks again.
aww then that was a sad story.
but i’m glad you’ve moved on to better!
go to wongfuproductions.com and watch the short ‘nice guy’
So there was this guy that im dating a couple years ago..whenever we go out on a date he will always bring me to his house and do nothing but watching random channel on TV, not much of any kind of conversation or anything (only when im home and on the phone with him, he will talk). One night he lie to me and say lets go out n watch a movie, i believed him and went out on another date..and we end up didnt even go to the movie, he brought me back to his house and maybe 1 hour later..he said i gotta go get something, so i went with him and he went to get food..didnt ask if i want any or if i was hungry. I was so mad that after that i never spoke to him again! So that is my worst date story, it might not make sense but its a long story n i try to make it short as possible
Why did you keep staying with him and keep going on dates with him if you didn’t like it?
because i thought it would be something different and he would realized how boring the date was and make some better & interesting date.. poor me
taking me chances
correction “my chances”
DAMN!
About 1 month ago, valentines day to be precise, I set up a date with my best friend. I meticulously planned it out and it was set. we were going to spend valentines day together! yet, unexpectedly at about 11 in the morning when i was supposed to pick her up the phone rings. gwar!!! i answered and then i heard the cold words,” ricardo, i really sorry but i can’t go today. im really sorry ok but i have to do something for my mother today. we can make up for it later.” i said it was fine but inside i was heartbroken. but i wasn’t going to let this mishappening get the best of me. i pulled out my cell and called another of my friends. she picked up pretty quick and in less than a minute i had another date! i showered quickly, brushed my teeth, straightened my hair, and picked up something good looking and was off to the mall. i was half was to the mall when i realized that i had left my phone in the shower. “oh well” i thought i already knew that we were supposed to meet at the starbucks in the mall at 3. so i arrive at the mall around 2. ok so i was early thus i decided to roam around the mall until about 2:45. at that time i ran to the starbucks and waited in line to get some coffee. after my coffee i went to a small table for 2 and waited. time passed on and on. i asked what time it was. 3 o’clock. she should be arriving anytime now. i drank my coffee and again asked what time it was. 3:15. ok thats normal i can’t expect her to be on time. shes a girl and shes probably trying to look really nice for me. 3:30. she was nowhere to be seen.. now i was getting worried. i did, on the other hand notice a beautiful young lady setting about 3 tables away from me. 3:45. no one. 4 o’clock. ok she didn’t show up dammit. i was mad now, but i saw tried to approach the young lady i was earlier. ugh she was gone too. this was simply not my valentines day. i roamed around the mall for hours hoping to bump into my date. this of course never
happened. i was very dissapointed so i went home. the following week i got a phone call. it was my ‘date’. she said,” hey how come you didn’t show up” i did i was there the whole time. “really? what were you wearing? a purple polo shirt ” really? ok were you that one guy that had straight hair” yeah i was and i swear you were that girl sitting 3 tables from me right? “oh my god yes, im really sorry it just that im not used to seeing you with straight hair so i didn’t realize you.” i wanted to go talk to you but i didn’t reckognize you.. and i didn’t want you to find me with someone else. we talked but it didn’t solve anything that was the worst 2, failed dates that i had, and on valentines day!
awww
SORRY!
I know, some of you may not think this is the worst date but i sure do, A while back one of my best friends had this “new” boyfriend she was basically super crazy about. Well, their first “real” date she wanted me to tag along.. Unfortunally, I did not want to go alone and be the third wheel. So her “boyfriend” said he has this friend, who is really nice, good looking, hasnt really ever had a nice girlfriend they all end up cheating on him. So, I said hey why not? I actually decided to get extra pretty and try to dress really nice and may be things would actually come to the point and I could give him a try. So I met up with my friend and we had to meet them at the movies, I was super nervous and when i first meet someone i am so shy. They walked up, he actually was descent looking. They walked up, he introduced his self until the smiled, he was missing his two front teeth. I did not want to be rude. He bought me a drink and some popcorn and we went inside..Here is where it got worst: the movie was going on, he would not stop talking to me.. He kept sneezing and he actually sneezed in my popcorn once. Well, there for a hour or so watching the movie, he grabs my drink, drinks out of it.. I dont even know the boy, and he grabs it, drinks out of it..i turn and look at him he just smiles. I am already grossed out. After the movie, we are all walking out, the boys are laughing..my date suddenly busted out laughing him and my friends date. She giggles and asked what happened, her boyfriend said my date just farted..
Seriously my worst date ever!
THAT SHIT IS FUNNY, YOU SHOULD HAVE KICKED HIM RIGHT IN HIS BALLS!
So maybe not my worst date ever was definitely an interesting one. I was 18 when this happened and hadn’t really dated a whole lot at that point. The plan was for it to just be a really mellow night, hang out at her place with her and her roommate. Keep in mind that at 18 I was very shy and very inexperienced when it came to dating. So I get there and the roommate isn’t there. I thought it was a little weird but I let it go, figuring maybe she just wanted to talk to me alone. The first thing she does is bust out a videogame and we play for like 40 minutes hardly talking. After that she offers me alcohol. (I had actually never had a drink at that point before so I said no thanks). We then start looking at old pictures and finally start to talk and get to know each other. We make our way to her room where there are more pictures (ha ha yes I was naive lol) and she seriously throws herself on me. I was obviously not digging the date so politely said that I’m not ready for that and maybe I should be heading home. I made it to the front door just fine but as I leave she starts screaming and cussing me out. She obviously had different expectations than I did and got quite upset when she didn’t get what she wanted lol.
DAMN DUDE!
Hi Vanae,
just discovered your YT-channel a couple of hours ago, and personally I had my ‘worst-date story’ just last week.
I met some girl via a datingsite. She seemed very interesting and are hobbies were alike. (I do arts, she paints for example).
Our first mails and chatsessions were nice and i sensed a ‘click’. The problem was i already saw a picture of her on her profile, and while she was not hot by any means, she looked natural and very kind.
I asked her to meet somewhere in town and she agreed. But before dating she had a request. She wanted to have a cam to cam converation. Who am i to say no to that? It’s a convenient way of second meeting.
Turned out her photo was waaaay too pretty, but worse; her voice and way of talking totally overwelmd me – not in a positive way. But i thought it was kind of rude to cancel the date, so the next day was scheduled for our tete a tete.
There are no words to describe how terrible it was. First of all, she had a bit of a cold. I don’ mind, but don’t start saying: ‘if your sick tonight, you know where you got it from, hahaha’
we started talking – i tried, she brabbled completely through my lines in her nasal tones. Then she asked me: ‘are you a virgin?’ – which, i think, is a strange question for a first date – ‘i never got sex,’ she continued, ‘ although there was this time i knew this guy from oukrainia, and he pushed me, but he turned out to be a gangster.’
…owkee then…
There was a silence.
She continued: ‘my parents are divorced, and my mother is neurotic, she tkaes pills everyday.
btw, there was this time, when a female employee from my dad, no really, you know, well, we were alone, a was just a kid…’
Deep inside me i hoped she wasn’t gonna say that what i had in mind.
‘…he, well, not REALLY molested me, but touched me and tried to have sex with me. I was like 11. You probably don’t know how to react on this, do you?’
‘Absolutely not,’ i replied.
I got a call from a friend – i asked him to call after 1 half hour of dating. If the date sucked, i could use tha phonecall as an excuse to go home.
I used it offcourse.
Now, this date my not be THE worst date ever, but if you know we where in a more a less crowded, trendy café where people could hear eachothers conversations…well, it was very embarrasing. I drunk just 1 coke. The date was over in less than an hour. The worsted part: she adored me. It was afwul. She really thought – thinks – that i’m interested in her.Normally, i’m gentle with people. I’m a nice guy, i think. A bit shy perhaps. But with that girl i don’t want to have contact anymore.
Greetings from Matt (Antwerp! Belgium! Lies in Europe!(yep, it’s that little, tiny country between Holland and France
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WOZZZZZZZAEZZZ
I “smuggled” a girl out of a rehab facility so we can have coffee. It wasn’t a bad date really until she started having cravings. I was afraid that she’ll relapse so I took her back to the facility.
She was yelling and screaming at me for “leading her on.”
Needless to say we never saw each other again! And I am honestly hoping rehab worked for her!
A couple of girls i met online looked absolutely nothing like their pics. The one was a mixed black/white girl about 27 yo she had pics on myspace that were actual model photos so i thought ok not bad lookin but might be fake, but she also had a couple pics of herself posted but they were taken from a far distance in a group of friends and family to make it look like a natural setting u know. and i had met a couple people on myspace b4 and never had a bad experience met some great people who r actually still my friends to this day so i was down to meet this girl. so we decide to meet and go grab some lunch and talk or whatever, i pick her up at her house and hunny gets in the car and she looks NOTHIN like them modeling photos. she was a mixed girl but u can tell she took modelling pics of someone else and posted them. i mean she even had a stubble mustache! i was praying under my breath i didnt pick up a man! but im a nice guy i took her to lunch anyways but the whole time im thinking omg what am i looking at she was def a female but she was busted! and on the date she told me she made an appearence on the jenny jones show!!! she was on the episode ‘From Geek to Sheek’ lol u remember those!? lol. i took her home after eating and i never heard from her again thank god! i mean dont get my wrong im not shallow, ok maybe a little bit, but i just dont like the whole fakin the funk with foney pics. plus she acted really strange like told me straight up about her brother bein a drug dealer and shit. im like damn u dont even kno me like that. so i gave up on online dating after that, i swore that was the last time lol. until recently my friend told me about another site to meet girls. i refusd so he literally signed up a page for me created a log in and everything and posted pics. so one day i went in it and i had a message from a cute spanish girl, so i decided to message her back. she seemed really interested in me it was weird bc from her photos she was not only attractive but in great shape the whole shabang. so i went back on my word and i met her even tho i didnt want to my friend was like just go for it. lets just say those photos must have been from 6 years and 3 kids ago bc baby was HUGE!… im talking out of my weight class. i was shocked i didnt even kno what to say but i felt so deceived. lol. needless to say that was our only date and will FOREVER be my last online experience.
For the record vanae is the PERFECT woman!
Ok, lets do this.
This was about 6ish years ago, my senior year in high school. I will never forget this night for as long as I live.
While everybody was cramming for exams and ready for college, I was you know..doing the same but kinda bored too. I had hosted a year-end party for all my friends from school and at the party I met this girl; she was sweet and polite. Afterwards, we talk for about a week and I ask her to go to the movies. She gladly accepted and we go.
The Night. Got dressed and I go pick her up in my daddy’s Benz, she gets in..we all happy…we joke and just having a good time. We go grab a bite and its good and everything. We go watch Spider I. Honestly, like most people, I was kinda shy around girls in high school and often sitting close to one initiated rapid heart-rate. Although I was dying to see the movie, I was thinking in my mind about her. So in the middle of the movie, she grabs my hand and lies on my shoulder, I think to myself…AWWEEE…SCORE!
Afterwards, its nearly 1:00 AM on a school night, and we finish the movie, you know..we do the few mins smooching moment and I drive her home. At 1:00 AM, there are barely cars on the streets. I was going down this huge hill…to this day…I thought I only went like 60/kmph in a 55 zone…and within seconds this cop comes out of NOWHERE and flags me over. I tried to escape by going into a residential street but NOOO, the cop was SOOO FAST. Got pulled over, the cop came and said…”DID YOU KNOW HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING.?” Me: 55, Officer? Cop: Let me tell you, 90!!!! He went on to say, license and registration please. AT THIS POINT, I SWALLOWED.
I said to the Officer: I DON’T HAVE A LICENSE. Officer replied: You left it at home? Me: Speaking quietly…I don’t have it officer. Officer: You lost it? ME: I DON’T HAVE A DRIVERS LICENSE. MY DATE WAS SITTING BESIDE ME AND HER JAWS DROPPED!
The Officer took the Insurance and took it back to his car. THE BIGGEST AWKWARD SILENCE OF MY LIFE! My date and I just sitting there looking out at the window. I just had to apologize time after time and I wanted to kill myself! So finally, the Officer comes back, writes me a ticket for $400 and plus asks my date to drive me home because I had no license! MY DATE DROVE ME HOME! IT WAS SOO SAD!
So she drives me home and I was speechless, I DID NOT KNOW WHAT TO SAY. We get to my house. (LUCKILY, PARENTS WERE ON VACATION, OH MY GOD!!!) She comes in, I offer her some juice and she calls her bestfriend to pick her up. SOO SAD. NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL, EVERYONE KNEW WHAT HAPPENED AND IT WAS NOT A PRETTY SIGHT. Although, I didn’t go out with her ever again. ‘Till this day, we still remain close friends.
To: Vanae, I enjoy reading your blogs. Its interesting. You Go Girl!
My worst date was during a snowstorm. I called and asked if she wanted to cancel scince there was already over 2 feet on the ground but she was insistant. My car was snowed in but she said she would pick me up. She gets to my apt. She started taking off her coat,…I put on mine and said ok lets go. We went to the movies and after ,..still snowing ,..she drops me off at the cab stand by the train station. No buses or cabs were running and theres no train station near my house. I slept on a bench from 11 until 6 in the morning when the streets were clear and the first cab was available.
I don’t think she was that dumb but I was ,…the consensus of all my friends was that she probably wanted to get “snowed in” at my apartment. I gotta learn to read the little subtleties of women,….like when they gotta see you even though its a friggin blizzard ,…..they are way into you.
I get to know that girl in concert and we exchange numbers. She wanna go to pizzeria next day so i said ok. I met her and she was acting very very weird. She was so stiff and stressed. She was asking me questions and the way she asked was very weird.
I told her she is so nervouss. She was 3 years older than me. I asked her when she was last time on a date ? She answered “I dont remember, couple years ago…” That explain everything.
Later my friends come to the table on the right, other few tables farer, and start to stairing at me weirdly. From one minute to another i was feeling less and less confortable.
In my mind was only one thing “You gotta get the hell out of here”.
We just get some drink and i said that im not hungry. She tried to convince me to stay. She wanna pay for everything. Its very nice from her side, but i already know that its a last time when we seeing each other. So we split the check and split our ways.
nevfer split the check
so i give my girlfriend my number and she calls me two days later and wants to take me to the library.library?so i say ok of course. so i go there and when i get there everything is torn down!!!!so i go home and call her and said hey what happend it’s torn down
so she says what do you mean im standing right out side it.(we compared derrections)so i got mad of course so then the next day she gets mad at me for no reason all i was doing was chillin with my friends while she was doin the same thing.
I got set up for a blind date for my senior prom. She was a Jr. and i was a Senior. So other dude picked her up, she never talked the whole night, her dude friend took her home, and later found out she smoked meth.
well, my date(sort of) was bittersweet. It was on last valentine’s day. i Was gonna have dinner or something else with my female friends, then one of them tells me the girl i’ve liked since forever is coming over too. So i get ready and come to her friends place and pick up another chick, when we come back to the house, the girl i like is already there. Of course im all oh what do i say mood, but she noded and said hey, i say hey how you doing.
Then all of us head to a chinesse restaurant, we took pictures and overall chat of what was going on with her life we had not seen each other for winter break, so she was doing ok..didint do too well on her classes, so i try to cheer her up and continue talking.
Unfourtanly, im a big noob when it comes to dating, so i could have made my move and tell her ok, what kind of person i’am to you?.
I didint get to say those words and it was late, so she and her friend had to leave.i only told her alright i see you next week. I came home and oculdnt even fall asleep because i was hyped i had such a sweet night. Later i thought i could have called her during the night to see if she arived well and had a good time, since i did but that never crossed my mind because i was still hyped.So i miss my chance.
Up to this point im still sort of in the friend zone with her. I do have meet someone else and would like to ask her out, but i’ve this gut feeling, the other girl would be like, what a jerk i thought he was interested in me and now shes dating someone”
or what do you think?
never dated, woman tend to complicate life!