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splat

i walked out to my car and noticed something big on my hood.

it was a huge splat of bird poop.

i looked up. i looked down.

i looked around.

of all the spots, the bird had to target my car. i don’t see splats anywhere else.

it didn’t make me angry..just made me laugh.

thank goodness someone OWES me a carwash from losing to a game of pool with me.

aww yeah!

3 Responses to “splat”

  1. Martin Says:

    :D they hate mby humans?

  2. noah Says:

    i just talked about this with a friend… we forget to think about all the other times you never got shitted on though:)

  3. A Says:

    You’re quite the pool hustler. You must have a lot of people that owe you carwashes.

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