What NOT say during SEX

Many of you have been asking me about intimacy. How do I talk sexy? How should I…? How do I get my girlfriend to…?

What I like about hanging out with my friend, Noah, is that our openness and lack of taboo topics = super interesting conversations. When we talked about what one shouldn’t say during intimacy…he shared this hilarious flow-chart. I thought you’d get a kick out of this:

What NOT to say during sex

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What would you add this chart?

Vanae’s album of the week: The Firefly by The Frail. My friend, Daniel, is the singer of this uber-cool band from SF. Definitely one of my top SF bands and it’s for good reason! Fun electro music that is delicate yet so funky that it makes you dance in your underpants. Yes, I like to rhyme sometimes. Take a listen to their FireFly EP Sampler on their myspace and get their tracks so you’ll be dancing in your undies as well! http://www.myspace.com/thefrailsf Perhaps you’ll be moving to their music, as you make your sexy moves tonight.

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