splat
i walked out to my car and noticed something big on my hood.
it was a huge splat of bird poop.
i looked up. i looked down.
i looked around.
of all the spots, the bird had to target my car. i don’t see splats anywhere else.
it didn’t make me angry..just made me laugh.
thank goodness someone OWES me a carwash from losing to a game of pool with me.
aww yeah!
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i just talked about this with a friend… we forget to think about all the other times you never got shitted on though:)
You’re quite the pool hustler. You must have a lot of people that owe you carwashes.