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In January of last year I met a girl in one of my classes that I quickly began to fall in love with. My luck with women had...

splat

i walked out to my car and noticed something big on my hood.

it was a huge splat of bird poop.

i looked up. i looked down.

i looked around.

of all the spots, the bird had to target my car. i don’t see splats anywhere else.

it didn’t make me angry..just made me laugh.

thank goodness someone OWES me a carwash from losing to a game of pool with me.

aww yeah!

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3 Comments »

Comment by Martin
2008-03-13 14:41:20

:D they hate mby humans?

 
Comment by noah
2008-03-14 02:39:13

i just talked about this with a friend… we forget to think about all the other times you never got shitted on though:)

 
Comment by A
2008-03-20 07:28:54

You’re quite the pool hustler. You must have a lot of people that owe you carwashes.

 
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