i walked out to my car and noticed something big on my hood.

it was a huge splat of bird poop.

i looked up. i looked down.

i looked around.

of all the spots, the bird had to target my car. i don’t see splats anywhere else.

it didn’t make me angry..just made me laugh.

thank goodness someone OWES me a carwash from losing to a game of pool with me.

aww yeah!