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My girlfriend broke up with me 2 months ago, and although it was a pretty tough time to get through, I'm glad to have stumbled...

she did it again

over the weekend, i was having dinner with a group of friends including my best friend, dana. being at a restaurant, it was natural to have a conversation about dietary restrictions and being a vegetarian.

dana said “oh no, i’m a total cannibal. i need meat”.

5 seconds later she realized that she’s a doof, because she meant to say ‘carnivore’. instead, she said ‘cannibal’, as in the people-eating people.

what’s the latest funny thing that your friends said?
happy labor day weekend!

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Comment by Cassi
2008-09-01 22:49:44

Usually I’m the one that ends up saying something stupid. Usually its a freudian slip like when I saw a commercial for cat food that had tigers and lions and panthers as well as house cats. I was like “awww… I like titties” haha In my brain… I hadn’t made up my mind if I wanted to say tigers or kitties so it ended up smushing them together for me. Thanks brain! Damn… the girls never let me live it down.

 
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