haha
biggest lie:
“ummm yeah… I love you too(?)”

Not to sound very cheesy, but I never lied to a girlfriend. Brutal honesty.
Doesn’t always work well, when the oh-so-important “How do I look in this” question comes up at a.. shall we say “less opportune” moment…

(shameful tie) I’m really serious about you (and) I want us to take this relationship to the next level.

i told an ex that i was half cherokee to impress him, because he was fascinated with native american culture. it sucked- i ended up having to get my sister and mom to lie for me :p

I’ve never had a girlfriend…
But for a year everyone thought that i was Hawaiian because of my curly fro! so i feel yaz.

I told a girlfriend that sex was good, but in reality it was awful. I’m so bad! hehehe…

I wanted to get off the phone with my girlfriend so that i could play a bit longer in the arcade.. so I went out side with a buddy and staged a fight while on the phone with her.. complete with dialogue that was improvisational the whole time saying things like “What the hell do you want?!” and “Don’t push me motherf*cker!”.. I even went as far as to drop my phone and play fight my friend so that she could here the “rumble” in the background.. all in all I pick up my phone breathing heavily saying “Babe I gotta go; I gotta finish kicking this guys ass..”.. She was like “OMG ARE YOU OK?!”.. to which I replied “Oh shi-, he’s getting back up. I’ll call you later!” and hung up.. I bought a few more hours at the arcade.. and got kisses and hugs later when I met up with her saying “Oh I was so worried. I’m glad you’re ok”.. I felt kinda bad afterward.. but Initial D was calling me.. =D

This “girl” asked if I thought she was amazing and loved her. I replied saying yes. This was after a couple weeks of online messaging and phone calls back and forth. Later I found out she wasn’t really a she but wanted to get the operation later. The worst part… I found out my room mate was listening to my phone calls. The bonus, I live on my own now and love it!
That was right around the time I was realizing how many guys thought I was attractive. Rather disturbing at first, but now I just laugh it off and tell myself “I’m that frakking good looking!”
Also, I’ve told none of my friends/family about it. Little embarrassing as you can imagine. But I think that’s for the better. Come to think of it, that was about two and a half years ago.

p.s. “She” even told me she got off to a few of my pics on the online profile I had… None of them were sexually suggestive in any way I can think of. Too much info? Thought so. I hope you can at least have a laugh at what I had to get off my chest. I guess there are some weirdos out there. “To each their own,” as the saying goes. lol

It was actually a joke; more than a lie, but cruel enough to count.

I was involved with an unbelievably hot nursing student. She was a southern barbie doll. She was educated privately. Honest to God truth, her family probably spent at least 150,000 on her education through out her academic career. This is relevant to the story.

I was weed eating the yard one day; without safety glasses.(a weed eater is a machine that trims grass where the lawn mower can’t get) A seed or piece of grass got shot, & stuck in the corner of my eye. It was lodged in a manner that only could be simulated by a someone preciely sticking in the corner of my eye.

Me, being the young dumb country local yocal, decided it would work itz self out. As I was dealing with this object in my eye socket, the idea of a joke formulated in my big dumb head.

I called this highly educated nursing student with a tragic lie of blindness in my future. I really laid it on thick.

I told her I woke up with my eye highly irritated, & went to a doctor. The doctor examined me, & has concluded that I have a rare stigmatism, that is similar to kataracts, but is irreversable. I would be blind in 3 to 6 monthes. I used every medical eyeball werd I could think of. She came over, immediately. We sat outside, & talked about it for quite a while. The fact that a piece of the green obstruction was pertruding from the corner of my inner eye gave proof to my future blindness. I think I even told her I had go to a specialist the following week.

My performance was without flaw.

I finally told the truth that I was joking.

I’m glad she had a sense of humor about it. She didn’t hate me for it.

However, the next few weeks were spent using phrases like “Baby please forgive me”, “Baby, you know I love you, it was just a joke”, & so on.

My gf was pushing me for kids…. I got a but suspicious, so I told her hang on .. I want to get married first, etc… Then I asked her to introduce me to her family, etc… After one year I have not met anyone from her family (parents, siblings, cousins, etc), neither her friends (only one random ex-colleague) .. when we were traveled she hid her passport from me…
I was trying to explain her – that I want to be a father, and create a strong family, based on trust, love and respect..
All the time I felt that she was hiding smth from me…My Self preservation instinct did not allow me to get any closer to her, regardless of all her efforts to have kids with me…
Anyway, where is the greatest lie here?? Thru my investigation, I found out that she is 42 (I am 30)…. So what? Nothing… But she was afraid to tell me this… Is it cultural?? She was of Korean Ethnicity, but born and raised in the Western Europe…