Comments on: Game Dae Wednesdae: Tell me a joke!

By: Kiro

Kiro — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 03:36:09 +0000

Here’s a Chuck Norris joke for ya:

Why is Chuck Norris like corn?

Because he can go through so much shit, yet still come out in one piece.

By: Calin

Calin — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 13:30:09 +0000

What did the Elephant say to the naked guy?

…it’s cute but can it pickup peanuts?

By: Matt

Matt — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 00:20:41 +0000

One that always cracked me up about Chuck Norris is this one.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris’ shoe. Chuck replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Chuck Norris!” The mere mention of his name cured this man’s blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse kick delivered by Chuck Norris.

By: Beau

Beau — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 19:59:27 +0000

Q. whats the only way to stop a black hole?
A. throw Chuck Norris into the center of it

Chuck Norris has 1260 diffrent ways to kill u in the average room

By: Wissam

Wissam — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 23:55:00 +0000

you welcome Vanae

By: alex

alex — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 20:59:48 +0000

If at first you don’t succeed – you’re not Chuck Norris.

By: tony

tony — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 19:52:41 +0000

President Barack Obama promises that the next space program will only cost $3000.00. Why? That’s how much Chuck Norris will charge to round house kick the next three astronaut to the moon.

By: danielito

danielito — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:05:23 +0000

I have the best joke everrr.
Womans rights.

hahaha, jk.
I love my ladies out there.

By: justin

justin — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 08:10:57 +0000

Q: what do you say to a pedophile at the beach?
A: get out of my sun.

Q: Why did the udon go to AA?
A: because he wanted to be soba.

i hope everyone that reads this knows what udon and soba are…

By: Victor

Victor — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 23:55:24 +0000

When Chuck Norris jumps into the water he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

And another one I heard from a comedian =>John Medicine Hat, dude rocks.

Okay, there’s this plane that crashes on a remote uninhabited island. A guy and Angelina Jolie survive. A couple months pass and soon Angelina Jolie and the guy are having sex and its great. One day she comes up to the guy and says,
“You know, you’ve saved my life and have been the reason I’m still alive. If there’s ever anything I can do to make it up to you, let me know.”
The guy looks at her, then looks at the ground to consider for a bit. Looks back up at her, then at the ground again. Finally he looks back up and says,
“Okay, dress like a guy and meet me on the other side of the island.”
She thinks its odd but agrees anyway. So she makes herself look like a boy and they walk around the island the guy going one way and Angelina Jolie going the other.
They get to the other side and the guy sees Angelina Jolie. He runs up and says,
“DUDE! You’re never gonna guess who I’m screwing on the other side of the island!”