1) if you’re a guy, don’t post pictures of you figure skating. i mean, it’s cool that you’re passionate about figure skating..but let us find out from talking to you. might have scared some chicks away at first glance at your profile.

2) DON’T put ‘lonely’ anywhere in your tagline (or anywhere in your profile, for that matter). especially, if you’re 73, don’t contact 20-something females.