I haven’t done one of these in a while, but I caught my best friend, Dana, saying this:

“Hey, my mouth is pretty big. Look I can fit big things in my mouth.” (she said it matter-of-factly, as she was referring to a piece of sushi).

Oh, the things that dana says!

We were having dinner for girls night out at a great Korean Tofu House. So during our 2 hour conversation, we were talking about Vicki’s career as a social worker.

Vanae: Vicki, if you become a psychiatrist, you can write prescriptions!
Dana: No, no! You don’t want to work with people are bi-polar or those ciscos!
Vanae: Uh…you mean schizos?
Dana: (silence)

The things that Dana says….

Haven’t documented one of those in a long time!

dana said “oh no, i’m a total cannibal. i need meat”.

5 seconds later she realized that she’s a doof, because she meant to say ‘carnivore’. instead, she said ‘cannibal’, as in the people-eating people.

what’s the latest funny thing that your friends said?
happy labor day weekend!

dana looked at me and asked “is that in texas?”

oh lord. i’m adding this to the ‘things that dana says….”

6.26.07- we were hanging out after a thai dinner talking about the tragedy at six flags in louisville, kentucky. on a treacherous ride, a cable snapped and whipped around up towards the people on the ride, very high above the ground. the free cable whipped against a young girl and sliced off her two legs above the ankle. fortunately, the ride came to a stop and come back down. we were all in shocked of this story and dana asked “was she standing on the ground?” i replied “dana! she has no legs!!”

2006- at a wine party, our friend, anthony bought a bottle of greek wine, which wasn’t very popular with the wine guests. dana tried to cap on anthony saying “dood, no one drank your greek wine! why would you trust people who built the pyramids”