vanae (happier you* guide)

what’s your pick-up line?

1) if you’re a guy, don’t post pictures of you figure skating. i mean, it’s cool that you’re passionate about figure skating..but let us find out from talking to you. might have scared some chicks away at first glance at your profile.

2) DON’T put ‘lonely’ anywhere in your tagline (or anywhere in your profile, for that matter). especially, if you’re 73, don’t contact 20-something females.

megadeth put on a fantastic show! i have so much respect for their musicianship.

but before dave mustaine took the stage, my coworkers and i were backstage, talking to him. we huddle around in a circle around him just like good ol’ story time.

nikhyl: looks like it’s storytime.

dave: ha. i dont mind telling you a story. pick a topic. (everyone laughs)

vanae (blurts out): watermelons!

dave: okay. a story before or after i got famous?

vanae: before (of course)

dave: back in the 80’s in huntingon beach, there was a big beach party and everyone was eating watermelon soaked with LSD. i was frying out of my mind when hell was breaking loose on the beach. there was a conflict between the mexicans and the others. this guy was shot and had a bullet through his back…blood gushing out of his body. there i am, frying off my ass staring at the blood that was oozing out of his body.

everyone cheers! i’d invite him to my friend’s kindergarden storytime anytime!
vanae’s tip of your dae: you should be happy doing what you’re doing, if not, why are you there? the dave mustaine/megadeth experience and the message below makes me happy about my work:

(hip hop artist, huey, calls back a fan using our new feature ‘connect live’)

http://my.saynow.com/playMsg.html?ak=Q280dDgwb1pVWi9DcmpYOXQ0cEtTQT09

my highlight of the day: monkey loves pigeon

recently, i received this message:

Hi there MegD415,
I love your smile! And you like to dance? Awesome! I would definitely like to know you better. If interested please email me at me@watever.com. I’m ending my membership. Hope to talk to you soon!

Kelvin
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i responded:

wow, kelvin. thanks for taking the time to message me. but ESPECIALLY thanks for taking the time to cut & paste this message to me. my username is VANAE12, not MegD415.

here’s a tip, if you’re going to cut & paste…be sure to proofread.

vanae

now, i guess i don’t have to tell you what vanae’s tip of the dae is, do i?

yesterday, my ex boyfriend (bt), told me that he had a disturbing dream about me. we were in public when a random guy started to harass me. bt tried to save me, but was killed in the fight with the stranger. he basically sacrificed himself for me.

then today, my other ex boyfriend, E, called today about his dream of me: he was a cop in a shootout with an assassin he’s been tracking for months. with great aim, he shot the assassin with 3 bullets…and down he went. but when E took off the mask, it was not a he…the assassin was ME! laying in his arms, i slowly died. he killed me.

so in the last 24 hours, i was saved and killed by my ex’s. what sense do you make of this?

vanae’s tip of the dae: always make a full stop at every stop sign. this morning, i got a ticket for not making a complete stop. and it was the stop sign right outside my house!

when you get a linkedin invitation from a person you barely know or better yet, a message from a person you’re not interested in, do you:

reject

or

ignore

on dating sites, they urge you to respond to a person with a courtesy ‘not interested’ even though you have no intentions of getting back to him.

which one would you choose?

i’m curious if a guy would rather be rejected or ignored.

where do you meet them?